tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14199491951715831082024-03-13T22:59:44.214-04:00The randomness that is me.This blog is about my every day life. My life, as the blog title suggests, is quite random. I'll be blogging about food, relationships, work, music... anything that's going on in my life. I hope you enjoy reading :)Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.comBlogger80125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-63661129481189999772016-03-02T10:33:00.000-05:002016-03-02T10:36:05.848-05:00It's 2016, For Fuck's Sake! No but seriously. It's twenty-fucking-sixteen. There are things that should be easy by now!<br />
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For example, is it really so difficult to find cough syrup that doesn't taste like ass? I'm congested, so I took some Benylin. It tasted like mentholated chemical strawberries. Absolutely disgusting. They've been making this stuff for years, you'd think they'd have perfected the taste by now.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.additionelle.com/en/nola-sleeveless-polo/748679.html?cgid=Apparel-Activewear&dwvar_748679_color=purple#sz=12&start=1" target="_blank">Addition Elle</a> is selling this beautiful top, <br />
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And another thing: it shouldn't be this difficult to buy shorts! Okay, maybe it's not shorts season and maybe there aren't that many choices of styles in stores... but come on! Why can't I find nice, casual bermuda shorts? Old Navy seems to only have either short shorts or work shorts. Addition Elle has nothing at the moment, but when they do it's either work shorts or horribly impractical dressy shorts. I just think that I would have different choices in what I wear depending on whether I'm going to work or on a picnic with friends. The worst part of the Addition Elle website is that they're selling a sleeveless polo and the model showing it is wearing a pair of shorts I want... and the shorts are not even on the site! That's just mean!<br />
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Why am I looking for shorts in March, you may ask? Well, that brings me to a different point. I'M GOING BACK TO ITALY THIS SUMMER!!! WOOHOO!!! My mom and I (and some of her friends) will be spending two weeks in Praiano, on the Amalfi Coast (with an overnight trip to my mom's village). My mom and I will then be traveling, by train, to Milano (Duomo, <a href="http://www.luini.it/" target="_blank">Luini's</a>, maybe some shopping) for a night, to San Remo (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bajardo" target="_blank">Baiardo</a>, the beach, the casino) for two nights and finally up to Nice (France) for one night.<br />
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I'm looking forward to showing my mom some of my favourite places from when I was with ACLE, Baiardo especially. Some of my best ACLE memories are from there. I'm also looking forward to seeing my mom's village. I never thought I'd see it with her. She hasn't been back in over 40 years. I'm excited to see how she reacts to seeing it again.<br />
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Anywhoo, the search for shorts continues. If you see anything stores (that ship to Canada) and have cute shorts, let me know!Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-10812719715413229752015-11-01T09:28:00.000-05:002015-11-01T09:28:02.775-05:00Cleaning, It's Good for the Soul<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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Yesterday morning, I went for another jog. But something was different: NEW SHOWS! I went to <a href="http://www.boutiqueendurance.ca/" target="_blank">Boutique Endurance</a> to buy a new pair of running shoes. It really makes all the difference. I didn't realize how little padding my old shoes had left! It's like walking on pillows! I still didn't get through the whole workout, but I did about 20 minutes. Then I went for a walk around the neighbourhood as a cool down. It felt good. I'm still trying to figure out what to wear on my jogs. Yesterday was -2C, so I wore a long sleeve thermal type shirt under a sweater and one of my new pairs of pants. It was good, but my hands and ears were cold. Maybe I need a tuque. I'm really nervous about running in the actual winter, with snow and stuff. I don't know if I'll actually keep up with it. I need to, though. I want to run a 5K this summer.<br />
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That's not all I did, though, yesterday. With the help of my mom, I cleared out a closet (not Eminem style). These aren't your normal, average, tiny closets. This one is HUGE. It's essentially a walk in closet where I had kinda just shoved a bunch of crap.Not just my crap, but all the crap that my grandmother (I inherited her fully furnished apartment) already had in there. After a whole lot of bags for donation, bags of garbage and recycling, I have all kinds of room in this mini-room/closet.<br />
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Here's the thing. I'm not a hoarder. I'm just lazy. I have no problem getting rid of things, when I put my mind to it. But finding the time, or the willpower to actually do it is difficult for me. I get overwhelmed by the prospect of all this effort and work and I'd honestly rather watch TV or read a book or dick around online.<br />
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But it's done. The closet at least. Next week, I'll attack another room!<br />
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Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-91055328376918900972015-10-25T19:52:00.000-04:002015-10-25T19:53:18.005-04:00New Clothes are Always a Good ReasonI went shopping today. Addition Elle was having a BOGO type sale on its "active" line. I got two pairs of jogging pants and two hooded sweaters... $200 worth of stuff for $100. Believe me, I'm a happy camper (jogger?) when I can buy cute outfits. I know it's silly and completely unreasonable, but I was so happy with my purchases that I went out for a jog! I'm telling you, retail therapy works.<br />
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So, once again, I trotted to my local park to begin a training session. I couldn't get through the whole thing, again, but I'm starting to zero in on why: I really need new shoes. I'm going to take it easy, not push too hard, until I can get a new pair (can someone say early Christmas gift).<br />
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I should try again on Tuesday, Maybe I'll have a chance to go buy shoes before then.<br />
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(I've been watching Girl Meets World. Was Boy Meets World this terrible? I loved it! This is baaaaaad)Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-13227712289576729972015-10-15T21:29:00.000-04:002015-10-15T22:01:48.933-04:00No but seriously... Why Jogging?So I tried the jogging thing again today. When does it get fun?<br />
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I still couldn't get through the whole first workout, but I think I did okay. I mean the fact that I went at all is huge. I actually didn't think I would go. I don't believe in myself.<br />
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I think I need better pants. The ones I had on today were too long and slid down. And, I know I need new shoes. Mine are over two years old and have a hole and probably don't support my feet as well as they did.<br />
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My calves and ankles hurt the most. Maybe I'm not doing it right? That's why I needed to stop both times. I know that I'm supposed to land on the balls of my feet (as opposed to the heels like when I walk) but it's harder than I thought it would be. This is why I wanted a trainer for the first couple times, but I can't afford it.<br />
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I'm going to keep it up, but I'm not going to push myself. The last thing I need it to get hurt.<br />
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On another note, I had an appointment with an allergist. I'm not really super allergic to anything. I reacted a little bit to dust and mold (and let's face it, who isn't). I went because I thought I had maybe developed a spontaneous allergic reaction to pears over the summer. The allergist was convinced that I had a birch pollen allergy. But it didn't react.<br />
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So. Outcome of today:<br />
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<li>Allergic to dust. </li>
<li>Allergic to mold.</li>
<li>Not technically allergic to pears.</li>
<li>Need better shoes and pants to jog.</li>
<li>I still don't like jogging.</li>
<li>The Body Shop charges way too much for their products, but they are awesome and I love them.</li>
<li>Pixar shorts are way too emotional for a 5 minutes film.</li>
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Good night!</div>Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-78836954579470360442015-10-12T12:47:00.000-04:002015-10-12T12:47:21.455-04:00Someone Explain to me Why I Decided to Start Jogging...<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%;">
<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Today, I started my first
day of 5K training. While I was only able to do half of the first recommended workout,
I feel like it was a damn good start. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">I’m not one to pay for
things if I don’t have to. This goes for books, TV shows, movies, apps... If I
can get it for free, I will. That being said, I paid $3.96 for a Couch to 5K
app from Active Network, LLC. So far, I like it. There are four “coach” options,
depending on what kind of motivation you need. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">There’s <b>Constance</b>, who’s
gone through the program and is very encouraging. That’s who I’m using and, so
far, I like her.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Next is <b>Billie</b>. She’s
described as “no-nonsense” and won’t be your cheerleader but she’ll help you
though. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Then there’s <b>Sergeant Block</b>.
As his name suggests, he’s the drill sergeant type which means lots of
screaming... which some people like, judging by the popularity of boot camp
training.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Finally, there’s <b>Johnny
Dead</b>. He’s a zombie. I don’t get it, but I guess it’s some people’s thing. It’s
not mine.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">Over the summer, I bought <i>active
wear</i> pants, a good sports bra and I’ve been pretending to take a real interest
in my fitness. I already had pretty good running shoes, although they’ve seen
better days. I even looked into joining a gym! <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">I went to a women’s only
fitness center that is pretty reputable. I filled out their questionnaire which
was supposed to give some insight to how I wanted to go at it. After talking
with two different workers, and I got a quote. They wanted roughly $150/month
from me. That’s absolutely insane! That’s almost $2000 a year! Who the heck has
that kind of money to spend on a gym? Not me, especially if I still want to go
on vacation and enjoy my life. Let’s face it, I want to get fit, get into
shape, but not at the cost of no longer having a life. There’s a discount gym
right near my house, but it’s so beyond basic. There are no trainers to help
you use the machines safely. I’ve never really “worked out” (yep, quotation marks totally needed there) so, I’m not sure my
random and somewhat lacking CEGEP gym class memories will prevent me from
getting hurt. I may join it anyways because some yoga classes should be good
for me. It’s only $10/month (which is way more within my price range).<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">So, I woke up this morning
at about 7:45am, determined to start jogging. I’ve been telling myself that I
was determined for a while, but I’m just really good when it comes to lying to
myself. It took a bit of internal coercing, but I did it. I got up, got
dressed, got out of the house by 8:15am. I walked to my local park, turned on
my app and started. And felt immediate shame and discouragement because jogging
HURTS. I only got halfway through the 30 minute program because my ankle and
calves and knee hurt too much, but I figured better doing half of the program
relatively safely than the whole workout and hurt myself. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 150%;">I’m going to try again on
Tuesday.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-33286199849707851952013-01-02T08:47:00.002-05:002013-01-02T08:50:20.651-05:0010 Things I love About Christmas Break1. Snow storms (and not needing to travel in them)<br />
2. Waking up late (or waking up early- no need to keep to a schedule!)<br />
3. Netflix<br />
4. My new snuggie<br />
5. Putting up new calendars<br />
6. The freedom to do nothing (or everything) all day<br />
7. Ferrero Rocher and Turtles<br />
8. Gong out to breakfast and a movie on a Wednesday<br />
9. Boxing Day sales<br />
10. A little boost to my bank accountsMichèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-53075724416966318842012-11-27T19:44:00.000-05:002012-11-27T19:44:02.616-05:00Playing Grown-UpsI made a startling realization this weekend.<br />
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Let me set the scene...<br />
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So, it was a friend's birthday. He turned 29. To celebrate, we went to a fancy(ish) steakhouse at the old port (aptly called Vieux-Port Steakhouse). We're all nicely dress: you know, wearing our "adult" clothes as opposed to what we usually wear to hang out (jeans and t-shirts). One of the other guests had Googled some of the wines on the wine list to figure out which one to order. The conversation revolved around work, promotions, one guy's new condo..<br />
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And I thought, you know, we're all so grown up! We all live (relatively) alone, we all pay (various amounts of) rent, we have bills to pay, we commute, one guy actually irons, like, everything... Wow, we're adults. When did that happen?<br />
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The wine is brought over and the waitress asks the guy (who irons) if he'll be the one tasting it. He says yes and for some reason, I find that hilarious.<br />
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We're not adults.We're playing at being adults. Or, at least, I'm playing at being an adult. And I think my closest friend there might be pretending too. So, at least I'm not alone.<br />
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But I don't think any of us really sees ourselves as grown ups... as responsible, mature adults.<br />
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Now it just so happens that my last blog was about How I Met Your Mother because that's what my mom compared us to. On HIMYM, they're all 30-somethings, married with children or looking for "the one". But they still have incredibly immature and childish moments. Yet another reason why I love that show so much. BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY KINDA REALISTIC!!!!! Well, maybe not their actual stories, but the way things happen. And, on some level, how the main group interacts with one another. <br />
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So, when does one grow up? When does one officially become an adult? Not when you start paying bills... not when you go on vacation alone... not when you graduate university, start work, have a career... so, when?Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-22850668051824338322012-08-21T12:15:00.000-04:002012-08-21T12:25:18.171-04:0020 Best Episodes of How I Met Your MotherAgree or not, that is your choice, but here are my favourite episodes, in order of when they aired. <b> </b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: red;">WARNING!!! THERE ARE SPOILERS UP TO SEASON SEVEN IN THIS BLOG</span></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: red;"> </span></span> </b><br />
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<b> SEASON ONE </b><br />
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1. <u><b>Pineapple Incident</b></u> (1.10)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Carl the bartender brings the gang a round of shots. Barney convinces Ted to drink all five. Ted accepts the challenge, because he thinks he's too smart to be affected by the alcohol. Cut to: Ted waking up hungover beside a strange woman and a pineapple... and no idea what happened after the fifth shot. <br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: Man, the list is almost endless! Let's see, there's the awesome quotes (How easy do you think it is to sneak into the zoo? I need to see some penguins like, right now...); The whole "let's try to stick bits and pieces together to come up with a whole" way they tell the story; karaoke Ted; Danica McKellar (aka Winnie Cooper) as the mystery woman... Actually, I think the main reason this episode is awesome is because it was the first time HIMYM took story telling to the next level. The story is happening to Ted, the plot revolves around him but he honestly has no clue as to what really went on. Yes, the story itself is a little far fetched, but come on! How many of you have actually tried to piece together last night based on different friends' accounts? That's right. ALL OF YOU. <br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: DAMMIT TRUDY, WHAT ABOUT THE PIENAPPLE!?!?!?<br />
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2. <u><b>The Limo</b></u> (1.11)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: So, it's New Years and the gang wants to attend the perfect party for the countdown. Ted rents a limo, makes a list of all the party suggestions and hatches a plan: visit each party on the list before midnight, decide which is the best and go back to countdown in style. Of course, things start going wrong almost immediately: Robin is dating a billionaire; Lily goes back to change shoes; Moby is definitely NOT Moby; the gang gets stuck in traffic a few minutes to midnight.<br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: Again this is all about things that have happened to us (kinda). You work so hard on the perfect plans and something always goes wrong. Sometimes a friend brings an awful date. Sometimes someone impersonating a musician steals your awesome "Get Psyched" mixed CD. Sometimes the parties you choose just suck. The thing is, this show also taught us a very important lesson: as long as you're with <a href="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7k7uia9G21qds55lo1_400.gif" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a>your best friends, the night will be awesome. <b> </b><br />
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<a href="http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/23597143/Robin+Sparkles.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"></a><b>Final thought</b>: Ranjit is easily THE BEST driver. Ever.<br />
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3. <u><b>Come On</b></u> (1.22)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Robin's going camping as a work retreat thing, where she'll probably sleep with her co-anchor. Ted cannot let this happen, so he makes it rain. Marshall overhears a message meant for Lily concerning the art fellowship in San Fransisco.<br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: Amy Acker (Fred fron Angel) guest stars here as a girl Barney has slept with, who Ted asks for help in making it rain. His interpretation of a Native American rain dance reduces me to giggles every damn time. And it works!!! He and Robin FINALLY get together after many false starts... but we were expecting that, weren't we? What we weren't expecting? Marshall and Lily's breakup. WHAT?!?! I mean... Come on! Okay so maybe we were expecting a little turbulence with the fellowship... but a breakup? See, that's when they hooked me.<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: Marshall and Lily pause their arguments. That's brilliant!<br />
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Honorable mention: Slutty Pumpkin (1.06)... Such a great setup!<b> </b><br />
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<b>SEASON TWO</b><br />
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4. <u><b>Slap Bet</b></u> (2.09)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Great thing about relationships: getting to know new things about your partner. <a href="http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/23597143/Robin+Sparkles.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/23597143/Robin+Sparkles.jpg" width="132" /></a>The gang finds out Robin has a secret. Barney and Marshall have different ideas on what the secret could be, so they make a Slap Bet with Lily as Slap Bet Commissioner. It turns out, they were both very, very wrong.<br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: Well, for one thing, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF1VTr1IZLc">this little gem</a> came out of it. Robin Sparkles has to be one of the best surprises to come out of the show! Also, the whole Slap Bet story line is another of the show's great setups. Marshall slaps Barney! Barney slaps Marshall! Marshall gets to give Barney 5 slaps between now and eternity! Too funny!!!<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: Let's go to the mall (giggle), today!<br />
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5. <u><b>Showdown</b></u> (2.20)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Marshall and Lily decide to spend the last few night before the wedding apart. Marshall keeps censoring Ted's Best Man's speech. Lily is so stressed from the wedding and being apart from Marshall that she's losing weight to the point that her dress no longer fits. Barney meets (who he believes is) his father.<br />
<b><br />Why it's awesome</b>: Barney's "dad"? IT'S BOB BARKER! Throughout the episode, Barney is "training" to be a contestant on The Price is Right so that he can win everything and make his "dad" proud. Of course, there are some funny bits here and there about Lily being too skinny (Drop and give me 20 bites of fudge!) and Marshall not approving of Ted's many rewrites concerning the Best Man's speech... but the best thing about this episode is how easily Barney makes it to the Showcase Showdown and how awkward all of his interactions with Bob Barker are. Oh and who wasn't on the edge of their seat, wondering if he'd win?<br />
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<b>Final Thought</b>: Night night Lily. Night night Lily... (Any episode where Jason Segel sings is a good one).<br />
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Honorable mentions: Single Stamina (2.10) where we meet Barney's brother; Stuff (2.16) where we get slap #2; Arrivederci, Fiero (2.17) AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE.<br />
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<b>SEASON THREE</b><br />
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6. <u><b>Wait For It</b></u><b> </b><br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Ted and Robin broke up. Marshall and Lily are now married. Ted and Barney have spent the summer in NYC, Barney trying to convince Ted to start dating again. Robin gets back from her summer in Argentina and brings home her new boyfriend.<b> </b><br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: Robin's new boyfriend (played by Enrique Inglesias) creates some interesting dynamics in the group. When we first meet him, the gang struggles on how to pronounce his name. Lily has an immediate crush on him, which Marshall later joins in on. Also, Ted is ready to date again. The bit the gang does as he shaves his beard is, yet again, a brilliant piece of writing that hooks me for a new season. There's another bit (that sets up the whole season) when Ted wakes up, after yet another bender, and has no recollection of getting a tattoo. The way the gang finds out is so well done. I frequently watch that clip over and over again and laugh hysterically each time. I've often been looked at like I'm nuts on public transportation.<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: Mandy Moore is pretty effing hot as a dirty rocker chick. <br />
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7. <u><b>Spoiler Alert</b></u> (3.08)<b> </b><br />
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<b>Recap</b>: The gang meets Ted's new girlfriend. She seems to have some sort of characteristic or personality trait that they hate but he just doesn't see. This episode follows the gang through their discoveries of each other's annoying personality traits that not everyone has yet picked up on. Oh, and Marshall can't remember his password to get is Bar exam results.<b> </b><br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: Lily is a loud chewer. Ted corrects everyone. Marshall sings about everything he does. The sound of glass shattering as each spoiler is revealed and the other characters cluing gives this episode a special edge. Oh and Marshall passed!<b> </b><br />
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<b>Final though</b>: Apple orchard banana cat dance 8663<br />
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8. <u><b>No Tomorrow</b></u> (3.12)<br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: This is the first hint we get that we may have already seen The Mother. She's at the party Ted and Barney go to! Was she the brunette Ted bumped into? We don't know, but Ted finds her yellow umbrella. There's also the duality between Drunk Ted and Sober Ted's perception of the evening. As the episode rolls on, we think that Ted has an awesome night, even if he's acting a little douchey. Near the end, you hear some voice mails he left Marshall and, well, it seems there was more douche than awesome that night.<br />
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Honorable mentions: Third Wheel (3.03) with the return of Trudy and a possible threesome; Slapsgiving (3.09) with slap #3 and another Jason Segel song; Ten Sessions (3.13) even though I <b>HATED</b> Stella, this was a good set up for their relationship and the best 2 minute date ever; The Bracket (3.14) wow, Barney's an ass!; Sandcastles in the Sand (3.16) James van der Beek and the beginning of Robin and Barney; The Goat (3.17) we've been waiting for that story for three years!!<br />
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9. <u><b>Three Days of Snow</b></u> (4.13)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Barney and Ted are in charge of the bar. Robin and Marshall rush to the airport to pick up Lily, who's flight was cancelled. And there's a snowstorm... but did all this happen in the same day?<br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: All three story lines are pretty memorable. There are some great quotes, yet again. We hear a few five word sentences that end up being super important (both during this season and later). The part that takes the cake, however, is when Marshall greets Lily at the airport with a full marching band. I get all teary-eyed every time I watch it. Ladies and gentlemen, that's what love looks like.<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: Ranjit!!! "We should start a band!"<br />
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Honorable mentions: The Best Burger in New York (4.03) Regis Philben is awesome; Intervention (4.04) The Intervention intervention; Woo (4.08) WOO!!!!; The Naked Man (4.09) have any of my friends tried this (and not with an already established boyfriend/husband)?; The Leap (4.24) "I could totally jump that"<br />
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10. <u><b>Slapsgiving 2: Return of the Slap</b></u> (5.09)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Marshall and Lily host yet another Thanksgiving, this time at their apartment. Lily's dad makes a surprise appearance. Barney is being threatened by the prospect of slap #4.<br />
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together. And it's caused us to recognize both the frailty and the
greatness in ourselves and each other." This lovely speech is followed by, you guessed it, slap #4.<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: I'd buy Mickey Aldrin's Slap Bet game in a heartbeat. <br />
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11. <u><b>Girls vs. Suits</b></u> (5.12)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Barney wants to bed a hot bartender but there's a catch: she doesn't like men who wear suits. Other stuff also happens.<br />
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"What’s Barney been drinking?<br />
That girl was smoking hot."</div>
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Yes I could've nailed her<br />
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To score a ten would be just fine<br />
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines!<br />
It’s a truth you can’t refute.<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: We're one step closer to meeting The Mother. </div>
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12. <u><b>The Wedding Bride</b></u> (5.23)</div>
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: This is where HIMYM gets a little meta. The guy Stella left him for wrote a blockbuster about it... and make Ted out to be a GIANT ass. Chris Kattan is cast as "Jed Moseley" (although he sometimes slips up and calls himself Ted Mosby) and the film itself is so over the top it's quite funny. This movie within a show gives the audience a different perspective and makes us think: what if what we consider to be perfectly normal and acceptable behaviour is actually dreadful in the eyes of another? It also showed us that everyone has some baggage from previous relationships... you just need to make sure your baggage isn't available for public consumption.</div>
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<b>Final thought</b>: I feel a parallel can be drawn between The Wedding Bride and airing out all your personal problems online.</div>
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Honorable mentions: Double Date (5.02) stripper Lily; Rabbit or Duck (5.15) with the best and most intense argument of all time; Home Wreckers (5.20) and the dragon!</div>
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<b>Recap</b>: Lily is worried about losing her friendship with Robin if she has kids, so she seeks out the advice of Robin's former best friend. Barney finds a new Robin Sparkles video.</div>
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: Nicole Scherzinger guest stars as fellow former Canadian pop star, and one time best friend of Robin, Jessica Glitter. They starred in a kids' show singing about how "two beavers are better than one." For some (awesome) reason, this show was incredibly sexual and, as always, Barney can't see passed it. We get a couple new songs and stories to entertain us as well.</div>
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<b>Final thought</b>: Keep in touch with your friends. Unless they start having kids... then it's totally justifiable to drop them like they're hot!<br />
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15. <u><b>Blitzgiving</b></u> (6.10)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Ted wants to host Thanksgiving. The gang runs into an old friend (The Blitz) at the bar. Ted leaves (to prepare his turkey stuffed turkey) and the gang has a great night with The Blitz and Zoey, but they break Ted's stove. Zoey offers her apartment to host the Thanksgiving festivities.<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: AWWWWW MAN!!!!!!<br />
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16. <u><b>Bad News</b></u> (6.13)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Marshall and Lily are having trouble conceiving and Marshall doesn't want to talk to his father until he has good news. Sandy Rivers is the lead anchor at Robin's new job and he's started retelling embarassing stories about her past at Metro News 1.<br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: The countdown. It started at 50 and went down to one when the gang gets some devastating news. But the countdown wasn't all that obvious until about halfway through the show. THANK GOD for being able to pause and rewind live TV. I think I only caught on to it at number 40 or so. The numbers were so well done: most of them weren't all that obvious until you knew where to look (Ted's books, Robin's jacket, MacLaren's prices. We also find the fifth and final doppelganger! But all that is eclipsed by some pretty serious news for such a funny TV show.<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: This is only the second time this show made me cry (the first being at the end of <b>Come On</b>) <br />
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17. <u><b>The Perfect Cocktail</b></u> (6.22)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Ted and Zoey spend a night at The Arcadian. Robin and Lily try to come up with a plan to reunite Marshall and Barney.<br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: Is there a type of alcohol that makes you act a certain way? This episode outlines what different drinks do to the gang and, let me say, it's pretty accurate! I'm not saying that everyone thinks they're an awesome beat-boxer after drinking bourbon... But find me a single person who hasn't made THE WORST life decisions after copious amounts of tequila. My motto has always been "the night ends badly if it starts with tequila." Lily's crush on Robin comes out full force with martinis and the gang's reaction to absinth is priceless.<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: The girls trying to get their booth back at MacLaren's is pretty hilarious.. especially the Butterfield like prank that gets it back for good.<br />
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<b>SEASON SEVEN</b><br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Ted is telling a story, in the typical "gang interrupts at every chance" style that has become popular with the show. Meanwhile Barney takes a bet that could result in him seeing something incredible.<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: Victoria! I loved her! They met at a wedding! But... she's not the mom.<br />
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19. <u><b>Disaster Averted</b></u> (7.09)<br />
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<b>Recap</b>: Kevin wants to know about a "no boogie-boarding" sign in MacLaren's. Barney wants out of his tie deal.<br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: We get back to what the show excels at: retelling stories. This time we hear about how Marshall and Lily conceived their baby, why you aren't allowed boogie-boarding at MacLaren's and why Barney needs out of the tie deal. Most of this happens during Hurricane Irene, which was apparently a big deal in NYC. Marshall has no insurance, so he refuses to be out of Lily's sight. Ted wants to wait out the storm at his suburb house but the gang waits too long to leave and they weather it out at Barney's place. In the present, Barney is nervous about meeting Nora's parents, so he pleads with Marshall to let him out of his ducky tie deal which he finally agrees to... in exchange for more slaps. God, I love those slaps!<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: I'm so glad Barney chose the original five slaps between now and eternity. It's one of my favourite parts of the show. I kinda hope that The Mother gets to give the last one!<br />
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<b>Why it's awesome</b>: You think you love Drunk Ted? You'll LOVE Drunk Marshall. <br />
He is beyond funny when he's drunk beyond words. And the whole "I am Spartacus" spoof on the bus on Barney and Marshall's way home is heartwarming. Wait-For-It might also be the greatest middle name of all time. I'll even concede to the fact that the magic trick proposal was pretty good. But the real reason this episode is awesome is Robin and Ted's retelling of a story concerning a mysterious door at MacLaren's. Each member of the gang works up the courage to go see what's on the other side, all of them leaving Marshall alone in their booth wondering what the eff is going on. None of his friends are coming back! Finally, he works up the courage to check it out... and everyone is in a supply closet waiting to scare him. Too funny!<br />
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<b>Final thought</b>: It's revealed that Barney is marrying Robin, big whoop. Anyone else think her dress was awful?<br />
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<span id="more-38133"> </span>Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-74161997254690561352011-11-03T19:24:00.000-04:002011-11-03T20:05:34.787-04:00Rocky Horror Picture Show: recast<div style="background-color: white;">
I've put <b>A LOT</b> of thought into this post.</div>
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As most of you know, I recently attended a Rocky Horror Picture Show performance for the first time. It was mind blowing and hilarious. "The Voice" made some of the funniest comments... including (when Frank Furter is dead in the pool) "Look! It's Steve Jobs! I guess that's what happens when you bob for apples..." Okay, you might think it's too soon, but I nearly pissed myself laughing.</div>
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So here's the deal: all this Halloween and RHPS talk made me think to a rumor I heard a in 2008 about a remake. MTV was planning its release around Halloween 2009, but I guess that never worked out. There was talk (mostly unfounded, I think) of it starring Zac Effron. That, in my opinion, is just plain wrong. </div>
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I bet I've got you all thinking about who would be the perfect actor to star in a RHPS remake... and that's what's been stuck in my head too! Let me tell you, this was tough. For some characters, I had maybe half a dozen possible choices. For others, there was only one clear image in my mind. I should also point out that imagining the new possible actors in the original costumes help sway my decision. And picturing certain actors as Dr Frank Furter was surprisingly *hot*.</div>
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So here's my dream cast:</div>
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<span style="color: purple;">Brad (Asshole) Majors</span>: The original Brad was played by Barry Bostwick. He's your typical all American type, who ends up being a little slutty. Bostwick had a clean-cut look about him which worked nicely, as <strike>Asshole</strike> Majors was a little bit of a helpless geek. Who could do this character justice? Matt Damon? Neil Patrick Harris? All valid choices. All under consideration. All not quite right, in my opinion... So who is? None other than <span style="color: magenta;">Justin Timberlake</span>. Just look at him! The little nerd already has the glasses! Can you picture him in tighty-whities for most of the film? Or in the corset/heels/fishnets towards the end? Timberlake has made quite a name for himself as an actor in recent years, appearing in films like <i>The Social Network</i>, <i>Bad Teacher</i> and, most recently <i>In Time</i> (which looks really good, by the way). His many appearances on <i>Saturday Night Live</i> have shown the world that he can be funny. And a major plus is that he can sing.</div>
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<span style="color: purple;">Janet (Slut) Weiss<span style="color: black;">: Dammit, Janet! Susan Sarandon </span></span>portrayed this innocent, repressed good girl... that is, until she portrayed the sexy, sex obsessed naughty girl. The female half of the "poor, innocent, easily corruptible" couple, Weiss recognizes the benefits of a little sexual experimentation before marriage. I want the new actress to be more than just sexy. She needs to have talent, both in acting and singing (as this is a musical after all). Again, a lot of names went through my mind: Claire Danes, Kiera Knightly, Kirsten Dunst... but I settled on <span style="color: magenta;">Zooey Deschanel</span>. She can sing, she can act, she's adorable and sexy all at the same time. </div>
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<span style="color: purple;">Dr Frank-N-Furter<span style="color: black;">: Possibly Tim Cury's most recognizable role, Frank is just a sweet transvestite, a mad scientist who preaches the delights of carnal pleasure. He also is the one to sing my life motto... <span style="background-color: black; color: yellow;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black;"><u><b>Don't dream it. Be it</b></u>.<span style="background-color: white; color: black;"> </span>I</span><span style="background-color: white;"></span></span>t's a great way to lead life. So who, in my hours of imagining actors in lingerie, would be the perfect, modern Transexual Transylvanian? Many, <b>MANY</b> men crossed my mind. Let me list a few: Hugh Jackman, Paul Rudd, Nathan Fillion, Tom Hanks, James Franco, Ben Affleck, David Boreanaz... All these gentlemen would look EXCEPTIONAL in a black bustier and matching panties. Let's all take a moment to think about it. Still thinking. Still thinking. Now, wipe the drool off your face! Yeah, so I'm picking this one for pure pleasure and "yum" factor. Mr <span style="color: magenta;">David Duchovny<span style="color: black;">, why won't you love me? Well, I love you. And I'd *love* you as that hot-dog, Frank Furter.</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;">Rocky Horror<span style="color: black;">: </span></span>Rocky is Frank's hot creation, his sex toy, someone he created just for the pleasure of it. Peter Hinwood's replacement has to be a knock out, a perfect 10. It may not be a big speaking part, but I think it takes a lot of talent to grunt efficiently! <span style="color: magenta;">Ryan Reynolds<span style="color: black;"> may not just be a pretty face, but in my ideal RHPS remake, he would be. And he would look so damn good in gold short-shorts. Once again, lets all picture it. *drool*</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;">Riff Raff</span><span style="color: black;">: Honestly, no moral earth</span>ling can play this role as well as Richard O'Brien. What's he up to now, you may be wondering? Well, he's the voice of the dad on Disney's <i>Phineas and Ferb</i>. How cool is that? Anyway, back to the character. Riff Raff was a creepy, quiet alien who only showed his true colours at the end. I think this character might have given me the most trouble. There was only one name for a long time, but it wasn't the right one. Seth Rogen. I know, I know, not the perfect Riff Raff. I'm not arguing with you! And then, as I was looking over my list of possible Brads, I fell upon the perfect guy. Now he's usually the comedic lead, known for his timing and delivery, but I think <span style="color: magenta;">Jason Segel<span style="color: black;"> </span></span>could pull off a quiet, creepy, freakishly tall supporting role. </div>
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<span style="color: purple;">Magenta<span style="color: black;">: As Riff Raff's </span></span>alien sister, Patricia Quinn as Magenta (and the famous RHPS lips) put on her French maid's outfit and wowed us all with a sexual, seductive, accented voice and a penchant for letting her brother make out with her. There were two names that were strong front runners here. Both are incredibly talented, both are incredibly sexy, both would look fantastic in both a French maid's outfit and a silver space suit. In the end, I went with <span style="color: magenta;">Sara Ramirez<span style="color: black;"> with Mila Kunis as the understudy.</span></span> </div>
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<span style="color: purple;">Columbia<span style="color: black;">: The groupie, lover of Eddie, Frank and Magenta (or maybe that was just a fooling around thi</span></span>ng?), Columbia is full of energy and comedic genius. In my eyes, only <span style="color: magenta;">Emma Caulfield<span style="color: black;"> can fill this role. Have you seen the musical </span></span>episode of <i>Buffy the Vampire Slayer</i>? In it, she sings a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj-a9DIYg2I" target="_blank">song</a> (with Xander (Brendon Nicholas)) and I think that's the energy needed for Columbia. Plus, Emma would look really good in rainbow shorts and a gold sequin tailcoat.<br />
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<span style="color: purple;">Eddie<span style="color: black;">: Ahh, Meatloaf. It's what's for dinner! This ex-delivery boy, who lent half his brain to Rocky Horror, makes one hell of an entrance on a motorcycle. <span style="color: magenta;">James Martsers<span style="color: black;"> </span></span></span></span>would make a great Eddie. Even though it's only a tiny, one song role, he would bring a certain rock'n'roll/badassness to the part. And let's be honest, who wouldn't mind eating him (if you know what I mean)?<br />
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<span style="color: purple;">Dr Scott<span style="color: black;">: Cue the toilet paper! Dr Scott, a rival scientist, is Eddie's uncle. he comes to the castle looking for answers concerning Eddie's disappearance. He's also the professor who introduces Brad and Janet to one another. I wou</span></span>ld need a distinguished and well versed actor for this role: one who isn't afraid of singing and is capable of doing so in an accent. Though he's stuck in a wheelchair for most of the film, he does show off his fishnet clad gams at the end. Who's gams would I like to see instead? <span style="color: magenta;">Patrick Stewart<span style="color: black;">'s, I think. </span></span>Did I mention that picturing these new actors in the RHPS costume was my favourite part of trying to find the perfect player for each part of the process?<br />
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<span style="color: purple;">The Criminologist<span style="color: black;">: The expert who retells Brad and Janet's story with helpful visual aids and dictionary definitions. </span></span>He's a minor character, but he plays an integral role in the film. <span style="color: magenta;">William Shatner</span> would bring authority and a little mockery tot he role.<br />
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This is also the first year my friends and I are going to a performance of Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'm super excited about both things, but there is a downside. I need two costumes this year! What might be appropriate for one situation may not be for the other.<br /><br />I had so many ideas for my school costume. I was really excited about each of them but I think I'm more excited about the final product (probably because I spent very little money on it haha). At school, I am going to be a cowgirl. I have black cowboy boots (a hand-me-down from my uncle, I'd call 'em vintage, even); a jean skirt; a black short sleeve button down blouse and all I'm missing is the hat. I have a friend who may lend me one, if we can figure out when and where to meet. If not, I think I trip to Walmart is in order... or even back downtown to one of the three costume shops I visited today.<br /><br />Speaking of school, we're having a few events in honour of Halloween on Monday. The 5th graders organized a type of haunted house for grades one through four. They're really excited by it and, honestly, so am I. It means that's one class I don't have to prepare. At first, I was upset that I was losing English time... but the more I think about it the more I realize that all it means is less preparation for me.<br /><br />After the haunted house, grades five and six are putting on a little show: they learned the Thriller dance. They've been practicing since mid September and are really anxious about the performance. Knowing this, I've been allowing students who finish their work early to practice the dance for the last five or ten minutes of class. To tie in the dance to English class, and to guarantee their interest and motivation, I've decided that their Halloween activity will be ordering the lyrics to the song.<br /><br />At lunch, we're having a potluck. I'm making <a href="http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Mac-Cheese-Cupcakes-240048">macaroni and cheese cupcakes</a>, which I've made once before last year's TESL potluck. I liked them a lot and I was able to modify the recipe to make it lactose free. Their bite size and pretty good at room temperature. I'm looking forward to the other dishes!<br /><br />After lunch, we're having a fundraiser: a dessert auction amongst the teachers. I'm most excited about this. I'm making an apple, chocolate and walnut cake. My sister started making this cake about 15 years ago. My grandmother liked it so much she started making it regularly. I absolutely adore it and I think it'll rake in big bucks (like, maybe 20$).<br /><br />In the afternoon, there's a school wide bingo thing going on. I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to be doing for that...<br /><br />Finally, Monday night, I'm going to a Rocky Horror Picture Show presentation at the Imperial theater. I'm going dressed as Magenta, The Domestic. I have the same black button as my cowboy outfit; a black skirt; an apron and a little head band/hat thing. I'm just wondering how much effort I want to put on my makeup. I've read some tips, seen some tutorial videos and everything seems to point to this being an expensive endeavor. I think the only thing I'll actually invest in a set of false lashes. They're reusable and, unlike makeup in colours I'll never wear again, I might actually find use for these for another event.<br /><br />Happy Halloween!Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-40911845889085394052011-07-18T14:45:00.004-04:002011-07-29T15:29:21.969-04:00Carisolo/Madonna di CampiglioOh. My. God. I'm living IN the mountains these next two weeks. Not on, not near, not at the base of, but IN. THE. MOUNTAINS. It's beautiful. Everywhere I look: mountains. And it's like 10-15 C here. There are just no words....<br /><br />Also, I'm living in a hotel. <a href="http://www.hoteleuropacampiglio.it/?lang=en">Hotel Europa</a>, to be exact. It's in a village called <a href="http://www.campiglio.com/">Madonna di Campiglio</a>, which is essentially just hotels.<br /><br />You know, I started this post 2 weeks ago. I'm finishing it now. I'm exhausted. The Dolomites are beautiful. It was cold. Somehow "I don't agree" turned into "I don't like green" and we're still not sure why. My kids did Phineas and Ferb as their final show and it worked out okay (or as okay as it can be when you give an orange group the script on Thursday).<br /><br />ACLE has no more work for me, so I'm "stuck" here for 17 days. I'm going to Baiardo until at least August 6th with the plan being that I'll bus it to the beach in San Remo every day. After that, I'm either doing a Contiki type tour in London for 5 days. Or I might go to Munich to stay with a BNL friend. Or I might make different plans with someone I meet in Baiardo. Who knows? I sure don't! Isn't it exciting (and kinda terrifying)?<br /><br />I miss my friends, I miss my family, I miss my dog, I miss my bed.<br /><br />Ciao!Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-12266722188598028462011-07-10T14:05:00.009-04:002011-07-10T17:00:15.518-04:00Switzerland for a dayYesterday, we had a "tutor outing" and went to Switzerland. It was only a hour away. It was BEAUTIFUL!!!<br /><br />We woke up early to catch the 7:50am train... but that didn't work. Two tutors got there late and we missed the train by, like, 20 seconds. But that was okay, because as we were walking, looking for a cafe for breakfast, we found a store we need to go back to that had ADORABLE flats for 15<span class="st">€. We will go back on Monday.<br /><br />We had espresso and "toast" (ham and cheese sandwich) at this great little cafe and then walked back to the train station in time</span><span class="st"> to catch our train at 8:50am. The ride from a Milan suburb to </span><span class="st">Chiaso, Switzerland only took about an hour! It was so beautiful and the train was nice and air </span><span class="st">conditioned... Have I mentioned yet how hot it is here? And we're getting a heatwave from Africa next week? Tempurature is supposed to be in the 40s all week. Eww. But I digress.<br /><br />Once in Chiaso, we bought our tickets to go to the lake (Lugano, Switzerland). We had some time to kill so we went to the train station's mini grocery store and stocked up on lunchables for a picnic. And so we were off to Lugano!</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SpzlV3wMztE/ThoF-lFS59I/AAAAAAAAAE0/14AEiWJ2anc/s1600/DSCN5956.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SpzlV3wMztE/ThoF-lFS59I/AAAAAAAAAE0/14AEiWJ2anc/s200/DSCN5956.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627817257017206738" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="st"><br />What a beautiful place. The train ride alone was breathtaking! We really outed ourselves as tourists, but that's okay. Once in Lugano, we were completely blown away by its beauty. We couldn't stop taking pictures. It took us a good 20 mins to get from the train station to (what I'm going to refer to as) the center of town (which would have taken normal people about 5 minutes). Everything was just so photographable.<br /></span><br /><span class="st">So we walked to "the ce</span><span class="st">nter of town" where we bought postcards and stamps so that we </span><span class="st">could mail</span><span class="st"> out some stuff ASAP. I think it'll be fun for whoever I sent my </span><span class="st">postcards to. They'll receiv</span><span class="st">e some proof of my being there for the day. Oh and guess what was happening there? Some sort of Harley Davidson motorcycle show! </span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oJwIRVd6e0s/ThoSoxU190I/AAAAAAAAAFU/ezPqA2YtKm8/s1600/DSCN6005.JPG"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oJwIRVd6e0s/ThoSoxU190I/AAAAAAAAAFU/ezPqA2YtKm8/s200/DSCN6005.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627831175997683522" border="0" /></a><span class="st">There were some gorgeous bikes on display. I'm sorry, I still can't get over how beautiful it was! And the </span><span class="st">group I was with really made it a lot of fun. We had a lovely picnic by the water and then wandered around for a while, taking in the sites. We finally ended up taking a nap, in a park, under a tree. We were there for 40 mins, and I'm sure I could hear people laughing at us, but I don't care. It was so hot and our feet hurt and we were tired... and we w</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YKFa7dgcByI/ThoNizKHdrI/AAAAAAAAAFE/f3DpdqstvjA/s1600/DSCN6034.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YKFa7dgcByI/ThoNizKHdrI/AAAAAAAAAFE/f3DpdqstvjA/s200/DSCN6034.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627825575852209842" border="0" /></a><span class="st">ere nice a refreshed afterward! Then we did something that you really can't do anywhere else in the world, especially not Montreal... We went shopping at H&M, hahaha. I bought a cute top. It's a little snug, but I think I'll fit in it perfectly by the end of the summer.<br /><br />After Lugano, we went to this outlet mall in Mendrisio, Switzerland</span><span class="st"> called <a href="http://www.foxtown.ch/info.php?lingua=en">Foxtown</a>. There are outlets for Puma, Guess, Pepe Jeans, Versace, Valentino, Fendi and a ton of others that I just can't afford, outlet prices or not. It was nice to look at! And I had awesome gelato (chocolate and raspberry).<br /><br />On our way home, I bought THE CUTEST cow mug... it made me so happy. I also bought a little bag of Toblerone for my host family. All in all, it was a good day!<br /><br />Today, the tutors and I met the two new tutors coming to our camp. They seem super nice and we're all on the same page about just about everything. I'm so glad we're all getting along so well! Through an ACLE (or just our camp director) misunderstanding, the two new tutors have a private apartment (since everyone here was informed that they are a couple). This works out nicely, though, as we are planning a movie night at their place. We planned all our songs for the week today (warm-up and cool down) as well as all our Olympic activities and any other games we want to plan.<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qwyzMsKcMtc/ThoRZ4XXx3I/AAAAAAAAAFM/9uPexRQ8Rp0/s1600/DSCN6039.JPG"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qwyzMsKcMtc/ThoRZ4XXx3I/AAAAAAAAAFM/9uPexRQ8Rp0/s200/DSCN6039.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627829820677670770" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="st">After the meeting, my host family took me to Milan to shop. And guess what? I bought a new bag! It's a good size, it's a nice colour and, best of all, it's not something I'd find in Montreal. The camp assistant (who's super cool, by the way) has one in red and I commented on it yesterday, saying I was looking for something similar. When I saw it in pink in a store today, I didn't even hesitate to buy it. And it was on sale! Woo! So, she should be flattered that I'm copying her good taste.<br /><br />Anyway, I need to be at the camp tomorrow at 8am, so I should probably go to sleep now...<br /><br />Good night!<br /></span>Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-90144681411724943712011-07-04T14:00:00.002-04:002011-07-04T15:14:19.470-04:00Third time's the CharmI'm now with my third host family and my second camp. My first camp director was fantastic: she knew how to choose sides (between parents and tutors) when needed and she knew that a camp like this needs to go with the flow. You can't plan every minute of everyday.<br /><br />This new camp director is the exact opposite of the last one. This new one, let's call her S, wants us to not only plan who sings what song in the morning (a reasonable request), but how long each song will last. Our end-of-the-day meeting (which usually takes 15-20 mins) took ALMOST AN HOUR. 20 mins for S to talk to parents and then 25-30 mins of her talking but never really answering our questions. And when we'd answer hers, she'd ask again... and again... I think it was either to make sure we answered the same way each time or to try to change our minds to her way of thinking. The meeting only ended when two tutors told her their host mom had been waiting for them all this time. Tomorrow, I'm leaving after 20 mins max: I have a 20 min walk home.<br /><br />S was upset that I won't be getting there early tomorrow. I think she wanted me to ask my host mom to either drive the kids to camp at 8am (camp starts at 8:30am) or to make two trips: one for me and one for the kids. Uhh, no. I'm not going to ask that. It's ridiculous! I don't need to be there 30mins early EVERYDAY. You'd think it's her first time as a camp director, but no. She's been there all 4 years the camp has been going on. WTF, mate?<br /><br />Other than that, my new host family is awesome. The daughter (a camper) is 14, the son (a helper) is 16. The mother is an architect and the father is an engineer. Yesterday, they took me to Lake Como where I totally..... didn't see George Clooney. But I'm pretending I did, in my mind. Yep, I close my eyes and there he was, in front of the lake. It was love at first sight and I'm going to the Oscars in 2012! Hahaha, I wish.<br /><br />So, a fellow tutor turned me onto Contiki tours. I want to take one for my last week or so in Europe, but I just can't find one that interests me, fits in my budget and in my time frame. I'm a little bummed because I found the PERFECT one and all the trips leaving around when I'd be free are full. Boo. Maybe next year, I'll plan for one ahead of time. With a friend. Maybe.<br /><br />I'm still reluctant about long-term traveling with friends, after the whole Ships and Dip III fiasco. And considering I get annoyed with people sometimes after a 3 day trip... I don't know how I'd be.<br /><br />MY host mom and I are going for a walk soon: I get to explore a bit of this suburb. Hopefully soon, I'll get some information concerning the relatives my family found in the area: maybe I'll go out for supper with them!<br /><br />It's exciting, this life I lead. I wouldn't trade it for anything. The travel periods, although few and far between, are what keep me sane during my sedentary moments. I've never lived healthier as I have when I'm on "vacation" if only because I'm always moving.Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-52948308587599333322011-06-24T13:10:00.006-04:002011-06-24T19:35:18.903-04:00Ouf, I'm tiredBeing a day camp tutor is HARD. Long days, lots of physical activity, hot sun, annoying kids... But it's also rewarding. I've learned to find the good in the bad. Long days: more experience for my job. Lots of physical activity: I'll get in shape. Hot sun: maybe a tan. Annoying kids: they're using the correct verb tense to mouth off to me.<br /><br />I have two particularly difficult students for two very different reasons. One is a 13 year old boy with the maturity of a 5 year old. He's very smart but refuses to do any work. The other is 12 and I'm convinced he's got undiagnosed... something. He freaks out of what seems to us to be no reason, he shows ODC tendencies, he eats his glue and pencil shavings.... I really don't know what to do with him. He's okay during actual lessons, but refuses to socialize at breaks or at lunch time... So I just let him be. I include him (in what I hope to be a non-aggressive/non-scary way) during the lessons and simply make sure he isn't doing anything dangerous during the breaks. So yeah.<br /><br />Today was a lot of fun. This morning, we played a version of tag. What was great was that the tutors were "it" and I had a chance to go after some of my students. Sadly (and hilariously) this backfired on me. A kid sidestepped me, out -maneuvered me and I ended up face-planting into a wall. I was a huge (but not deep) scrape on my right arm that'll bruise up nicely. War scar, I think lol.<br /><br />Tonight was my last night with this host family. They had never hosted a tutor before and requested to only have one week with me. The host mother assures me that the next host family is fantastic, so I'm optimistic. My host family had guests for dinner and it was so much fun. The mother spent almost 5 years living in England and relished the idea of practicing her English. I was also treated to stories about how the fathers met, gossip about other host families and the families of other students and a plethora (well, 2) of suggestions of where to go out tonight. They were so understanding of my desire to spend for <span style="font-style: italic;">English adult time</span> (as they called it) with some fellow tutors, minus host families and students. We ended up at this sketchy bar called Area 51. It was sketch going in, but once out back it was great. There were BBQ pits going where people were cooking food (smelled AWESOME), a great patio type getup and a good 10€ bottle of red wime for the three of us. My host mom didn't even think twice about "letting" me go out: she gave me the house keys, walked me out and showed me exactly where to go. Fantastic!<br /><br />Well, it's 1:33am and, guess what? I'M EXHAUSTED! I barely slept last night and I seem to have allergies.<br /><br />Good night.<br /><br />I do miss you <3<br /><br />Boone St-Jean!!Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-39966067009697007082011-06-21T18:22:00.002-04:002011-06-21T18:37:12.853-04:00What a dayToday, I:<br /><br /><ul><li>helped my students write a really random story about Casper the ghost, his dog Jimmy and their trip to the Manchester United stadium. *SPOILER ALERT* Jimmy got robbed and casper screamed "BANANA!!"</li><li>finally started to get some colour on my arms... and perhaps even a slight sun burn: sunscreen tomorrow!</li><li>pretended to be a platypus, worth 4 points</li><li>was chased around the school grounds by 65 kids, or so, trying to get said 4 points for their team</li><li>was a penguin who drank tea</li><li>helped a 15 year old by correcting her pronunciation for her English oral exam: a report on the book <span style="font-style: italic;">Out of Africa</span></li><li>was entertained by 5 Italian kids at supper</li><li>babysat said Italian kids for an hour</li><li>ate freshly made gelato: strawberry, chocolate, straciatella, vanilla and pistachio</li><li>watched Disney's <span style="font-style: italic;">Tarzan</span> in Italian</li><li>sang along to the songs in English</li><li>tried to convince myself I'd only be online for 30 mins (90 mins ago).</li></ul>Good night!Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-69267732083739088542011-06-19T05:25:00.003-04:002011-06-19T06:39:19.208-04:00And then the morning comes...One thing I somehow managed to forget about last year: there are not enough hours in the night to wake up feeling rested. I stayed up until 1am last night and woke up at 8:30am this morning. That's still 7.5 hours of sleep, but I'm exhausted.<br /><br />The family is going to a birthday party in an other town today. I'm staying home because they might not be back in time for the Camp Meeting (which I feel is important since we divide the groups and plan out two weeks worth of activities). The meeting is a 6:20pm... maybe I'll catch a nap after the family leaves.<br /><br />I've been reading my book (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney%27s_Version_%28novel%29">Barney's Version)</a> for the last hour or so. It's very funny and I can't wait to rent the movie.<br /><br />Yeah... Maybe a nap now isn't such a bad idea...Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-28198628827914459012011-06-18T18:33:00.003-04:002011-07-03T15:29:04.562-04:00In Italia!Hey y'all! I'm in Bella Italia! My plane landed in Nice (France) yesterday at 6:30am my time (12:30am Montreal time). I ate an "American breakfast" (3 eggs sunny side up cooked on ham) at a cafe at hopped on the 9:30am train to Ventimiglia (Italy). From there, I got on the 10:30ish am train to Milan. I was on the train a good 4.5hrs: my ass hurt by the end of my ride! From Milan Central Station, I bought a 48hrs Urban Metro pass and took the underground to my hotel for the night. What a nice placed! It was 3 stars, small but very comfortable and clean. Cleaner than some 3.5 or 4 star hotels I've stayed in. The woman at the reception was very nice in answering my 7000000000000 questions about where to find certain things: a phone shop, a supermarket, a good and cheap restaurant (I ended up at McDonald's because I couldn't find it and was mega hungry)... I tried really hard to stay up so that I wouldn't be too jet-lagged today: it didn't really work. I conked out at 9:30ish... and woke up at 5am.<br /><br />After tossing and turning and drifting in and out of sleep until 9am, I got up, showered, shoved everything from my carry-on into my suitcase and checked out for 11:30am. I hopped back on the underground, back to Milan Central Station to store my luggage... and had to divide my luggage and my carry-on once more (because everything together was more than 20kg which was the storing luggage max weight). I was meeting my camp director at the train station at 2:50pm, so back on the underground I went to kill some time.<br /><br />Last year, I spent a weekend in Milan with some fellow tutors. One of the tutors' host moms told us about <a href="http://www.luini.it/">Luin</a>i, a hole in the wall restaurant near the Duomo in Milan. We went, we ate, we were happy. I decided to go back this year: why not? It was just as good this time around! I also got some postcards (despite the Post Canada <span style="font-style: italic;">strike</span> (I meant lockout. My dad asked me to correct this.), haha) and some lemon granite (like an Italian slushy). Effing yum, by the way.<br /><br />At 2:30, I headed back to the train station, picked up my luggage, shoved my carry-on back in my suitcase and headed up to meet my camp director. After a minor miscommunication, she found me and I met the 5 other tutors (3 camp from a camp last week and 2 are straight out of orientation) and my host mom. She's so nice.<br /><br />I'm staying in a gated community 10mins south of Milan. She works in HR for a telecommunications company. Her husband is a physiotherapist. Both speak English very well. They have 2 kids: and 8 year old girl (who is going to the camp) and a 13 year old boy (who went to camp last year but is not going this year). The little girl is really shy and is always whispering, asking her mom what we're saying. The boy asked me to correct his English homework (yep, they have summer homework) and was very proud of himself when I said it looked good. He's trying to practice his English with me.<br /><br />Alright, so it's almost 1am here. We just finished watching a movie as a family (Apocalypto!!) and I'm exhausted. Good night!Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-30023139155175626082011-06-15T15:33:00.007-04:002011-06-15T16:24:40.710-04:00What a Day!Yesterday was just about as perfect as a day can get. The only thing that could have made it better was actually <span style="font-style: italic;">seeing</span> Bradley Cooper.<br /><br />My bff PM came over Monday night and we chilled a bit before going to bed. Tuesday, we got up pretty early and went for an AWESOME breakfast. Then she helped me move some boxes around and we were finally off for our official "Stalking Bradley Cooper" day.<br /><br />We went straight to the Old Port, seeing as how BC was spotted there this weekend. We walked around a bit and decided to stop at a terrasse for some drinks. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_ikEm2LnPJw/TfkREv9oY9I/AAAAAAAAAEU/iyrQgA4avDc/s1600/DSCN5833.JPG"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_ikEm2LnPJw/TfkREv9oY9I/AAAAAAAAAEU/iyrQgA4avDc/s200/DSCN5833.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618540783413519314" border="0" /></a>The terrasse made me think I was in LA or Miami or something. Wicker furniture, by the water, blue skies, people conducting business meetings... By the way can I say YUM about the drinks? I was a little disappointed that the bar didn't have a blender (no margaritas!) but I decided to have an apple martini. PM had a litchi martini. They were fantastic! So freaking good. As we were sitting there, basking in the beautiful, warm sunlight, we had a great conversation. We talked about EVERYTHING. I've come to <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_4Nk_jB6LIs/TfkSH2syRWI/AAAAAAAAAEc/uL2wZc9eu4E/s1600/DSCN5844.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_4Nk_jB6LIs/TfkSH2syRWI/AAAAAAAAAEc/uL2wZc9eu4E/s200/DSCN5844.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618541936273147234" border="0" /></a>realize that I may have only known PM for 2 or 3 years but she's one of my best and closest friends. Lord knows what I'd do without her now.<br /><br />After the awesome martinis, we spotted geese along the water. I swear to God, I spent a good 20 minutes laughing my ass off about the geese. I don't know why: they were relatively normal. It was just too funny! And these geese were HUGE. I was sad that none of them honked, but they did flap their wings. And stood all in a row. What's up with that? Why were they in a row, just looking at the water. Just staring at it as if trying to decide if they wanted to swim or not. So what was our natural reaction? <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qL5SsxxJVF8/TfkSxxXgjkI/AAAAAAAAAEk/Ilrf4PM2y6Y/s1600/DSCN5842.JPG"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qL5SsxxJVF8/TfkSxxXgjkI/AAAAAAAAAEk/Ilrf4PM2y6Y/s200/DSCN5842.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618542656396234306" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0">DO THE CREEP</a>! BEST DANCE MOVE EVER! Yeah, we creeped a bit... and then we got bored and kept walking.<br /><br />Since we were out and had a camera, we decided to do the tourist thing a bit. You know, pose in front of the scenery. A couple asked us to take a picture of them and then took one of us together. They asked us where we were from and were surprised to here us answer "Uhh, we're from Montreal." You want to know where they were from? CALIFORNIA! They were a really nice couple. So, PM and I kept wandering, taking pictures in front of random scenery. I also snapped a shot of my future condo at <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CVyhHma0fMU/TfkTxaVbaeI/AAAAAAAAAEs/nuUmmegD36o/s1600/DSCN5863.JPG"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CVyhHma0fMU/TfkTxaVbaeI/AAAAAAAAAEs/nuUmmegD36o/s200/DSCN5863.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618543749725120994" border="0" /></a>Habitat 67. Multi-million dollar condos, but I hope to live in one, one day. When I was little, my dad took me to one of them once. He was installing the tiles for the owner and I had a day off from school. I fell in love with the view at 7 years old.<br /><br />So we kept walking, hoping to run into BC, but we had no luck. Finally, we were hot and tired so we tried driving by his rumoured hotel, the St-James. We drove by twice and didn't see him, so we decided to head home. In the evening, we went to see the 4th installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean films: it was good! Yesterday was just about the perfect day.<br /><br />Thanks, P!Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-58526931261878973952011-06-13T14:30:00.003-04:002011-06-13T14:47:29.687-04:00It is done.HOLY MOFO I FINALLY FINISHED CLEANING MY ROOM. Everything is either in my upstairs, in boxes to be sorted when I come back in August or in bags to be dropped off at the Salvation Army. And it only took... what 4 years? Holy shit. Whatever will I do with my spare time? Oh yeah, a TON of laundry before I leave...<br /><br />But not tomorrow. Tomorrow, my bff PM and I will be spending the day together. Our plan is to stalk Bradley Cooper. He's in town shooting a film and PM's mom saw him (she thinks) in the film crew that set up outside her<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/database/bradleycooper/bradley-cooper-300.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 201px; height: 268px;" src="http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/database/bradleycooper/bradley-cooper-300.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a> work, so we're starting there. Holy effing 8 pound baby Jesus is this boy ever HOT. Like, really hot. Like, he <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdsoFZxk7DU">speaks perfect fucking French</a>, hot. Yeah. That hot.<br /><br />Star of <span style="font-style: italic;">The Hangover</span>, <span style="font-style: italic;">Limitless</span> and <span style="font-style: italic;">The Hangover 2</span>, he's been the subject of my most creative fantasies since 2009. His character in <span style="font-style: italic;">The Hangover</span>, Phil, is also who I think I'd be if the situation ever presented itself. Phil is calm, Phil is cool, Phil is sexy, Phil is the voice of reason (or something like it). He's a school teacher who knows how to separate his career from his "down time" (by ignoring kids after school ends or making sure every one understands that a drunken night of debauchery mus remain secret). He's the guy every one wants to be. He's the one who keeps his head in the game and tries to solve the problem before admitting defeat. Yeah. I'm totally Phil and not at all full of myself (haha).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">30 Day Movie Challenge, part 2</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Day 2 - Favorite Death Scene</span><br /><br />A death scene is someone dying, right? So here it is. By far the funniest accidental on screen death!<br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3f-AFAPUEMw" allowfullscreen="" width="425" frameborder="0" height="349"></iframe>Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-59636211970495304862011-06-12T16:30:00.003-04:002011-06-12T16:37:56.680-04:0030 Day Movie Challenge, part 2I <span style="font-style: italic;">LOVED</span> the first 30 day movie challenge and, lo! there's a second one out now! I'll try to do it every day, but I'll be in Europe so I might not be able to.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Day 1 - A movie by your favorite director</span><br /><br />Baz Lurhmann is one of my favourite directors. I loved Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge!, and Strictly Ballroom. The clip I chose is the trailer for Romeo + Juliet. Such a fantastic adaptation.<br /><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6S6IJWilpx4" allowfullscreen="" width="425" frameborder="0" height="349"></iframe>Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-16043426301403075912011-06-07T09:30:00.003-04:002011-06-07T09:41:11.382-04:00Random Thoughts This Morning.I'm leaving in 10 days and I've yet to buy my plane tickets.<br /><br />I'm scared of traveling alone for a long time after camp, so I'm opting for a Monday flight home: I can either finish camp on the Friday immediately before or the previous one and use the week to travel if I'm not too chicken.<br /><br />I think with another good 6 hours, my room will be clean and everything will be packed away, ready to be relocated or unpacked.<br /><br />Some people who have known me many, many, <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">many</span></span> years have yet to figure out that my name isn't Michelle.<br /><br /><br />I saw Bridesmaids yesterday. It was good! Not quite as good as it was made out to be, in my opinion, but good none the less.<br /><br />I think I'll be able to pack everything into my carry on sized suitcase.<br /><br />I miss Jody. Her visit here was GREAT and we reconnected and rebonded and she bonded with of my best friends and I'm happy they got along.<br /><br />I miss Ana, even though I text her all the time and she only lives in Laval which isn't really that far... But we're both busy a lot. And I miss her. And I'm proud of her!<br /><br />I miss my grandmother. People kept coming up to me at the viewings and asking how I was because they knew we were close. I didn't think we were that close until I barely made it through the eulogy. And now I miss her more than before.<br /><br />I miss Cara. There's no excuse for my laziness in doing things with her.<br /><br />Jimmy Kimmel has A LOT of great clips on YouTube<br /><br />I'm craving St-Hubert ribs and poutine.<br /><br />I've realized in the last 10 days or so that one of my newest friends is also one of the best friends I've ever had.<br /><br />I think I'll go make myself bacon and eggs....Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-21317568021004685382011-05-29T18:56:00.003-04:002011-05-29T19:02:28.649-04:00Finding StuffDesigner jeans (too small), an evening gown (gorgeous and it fits), 3 different kinds of jackets (to be offered to a friend), ice skates (still fit), shoe boxes (empty), pictures (from a grade 8 music field trip)... All from my closet.Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-25089902211514148352011-05-28T20:46:00.004-04:002011-05-28T23:20:19.293-04:00ChangesYou know what? That 30 day YouTube challenge is LAME. Some of the "days" didn't even make sense. So, screw it.<br /><br />My Nonna passed away on Thursday. She had been battling ALS (Lou Gehrig's Disease) for a long time, although it was only diagnosed in 2009. She was a strong stubborn woman and, whether you believe in an afterlife or not, she is no longer suffering and finally at peace. Her funeral is next Saturday (June 4th). We're hoping to get donations for the <a href="http://www.alsa.org/donate/">Lou Gehrig Foundation</a> in her name (Rosaria Passarelli).<br /><br />My friend Jody is coming to Montreal on Tuesday, for my graduation on Wednesday. I'm so looking forward to seeing her: I haven't seen her in over a year! I've missed her so much. Sometimes, keeping in touch online just isn't enough.<br /><br />Apparently, she's never really been to Montreal. Boy do I have plans for her! I want to show her downtown and Old Montreal and have her eat a poutine and point out Habitat 67. I also want to take her to Porto Mar, the restaurant where I had my 25th birthday party. She was supposed to come, but couldn't make it due to a scheduling misunderstanding. I hope she likes Portuguese food.<br /><br />I'm also taking her to Zyng and La Distillerie with some of my (former) classmates on Tuesday to celebrate the official end of our degree. I sincerely hope it stops raining by then.<br /><br />I'm excited for this week, despite my Nonna's death. It'll be good to see Jody, to celebrate my degree and to play tourist in my own city.Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-36524432777047989072011-05-25T12:54:00.003-04:002011-05-25T12:57:28.058-04:00Day 2Day 2 of the 30 day YouTube challenge is a video you dont like.<br /><br />I hate videos of kids laughing or crying to parents generally exploiting them. I cringe when this video is even mentioned... Eww.<br /><br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/txqiwrbYGrs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419949195171583108.post-84702318417847351572011-05-24T07:52:00.004-04:002011-05-24T08:02:21.746-04:0030 Day YouTube ChallengeI got a few people (aka <a href="http://notsoniceythoughts.blogspot.com/">JODY</a>) complaining about the 30 day challenges on Facebook, so I figured I'll do this next one on my blog!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/30DayYouTubeChallenge?ref=ts&sk=app_167969729896883#%21/30DayYouTubeChallenge?sk=info">30 Day YouTube Challenge</a> - Day 01: The best video you have ever seen.<br /><br />I saw this video YEARS ago and I still quote it. It's the greatest thing ever. AND it annoys the BEJEZUS out of so many people, which is always a plus.<br /><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CsGYh8AacgY" allowfullscreen="" width="460" frameborder="0" height="249"></iframe>Michèlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18215723297346864063noreply@blogger.com0